We’ve been home from hospital for only an hour and already the cat has peed in the stroller, C had her wet nappy leak during feeding, there was an unexpected poo during the nappy change which I then accidentally stuck my finger in, and then while Lawyer held C on the change table while I found the nappy bucket & baby wipes to clean up the poo Lawyer was so hungry & in need of a sugar hit she ate a snickers chocolate bar and realised the caramel looks like runny baby poo.
I think this means we’re parents.

Now we’re home I also hope to get photos uploaded later this afternoon.