We got my test results back this morning.

27! WTF???

As the nurse explained, less than 2 is a negative result. More than 100 is a definite possitive. 27 is a shade of grey that requires another blood test on Monday.
MONDAY! I have to wait longer? Nooooooo!

So it may have implanted late, it may not have implanted properly, but it did try to implant.

Lawyer has promised me that she will gladly wait on me hand and foot all weekend.

So now we wait a little longer.