Following on from yesterday journalistic gem, my co-worker forwarded this on to me.

101 Uses for a Man
“Scientists can now grow synthetic sperm, so do we need men any more? Well, there are a few things they’re still good for…”

My favourite gems include:

5. Eating up the elderly tub of coleslaw in the back of the fridge after an evening at the pub.
58. If not exactly fixing the car, then at least looking purposeful until the AA turns up.
84. Regularly contracting obscure and incurable tropical diseases (as diagnosed on Google), only to recover miraculously just in time for the cricket.

None of these say anything about giving advice about child birth or pregnancy. The nearest is being able to compare childbirth with bad constipation.

Anyway, that’s enough man-bashing for today.